I’d like to think I am great at first impressions. I guess we shall see.
My name is Violet Anaya Gonzalez Figueroa Hernandez Berrocal, but you can call me Vi. I’m assuming if you are reading this that you are either looking at our ever evolving GNRE website (thank you Sesh <3), or you have made the unfortunate choice of wanting to read what I have to say. Either way, congratulations on your irreparable mistake! I’m sure there will be many more to come.
As the first of two empresses lording over our great empire, I am known for many things. I’m sure you are familiar! I am known for:
- Creating the single greatest convenience store/gas station hybrid ever known, ViVi.
- Eating 452 lightbulbs in a single hour.
- The unfortunate phrases of “Omega-Poggers” and “Fortnite Pussy”.
- Becoming the most powerful jouster in the galaxy.
- Being able to clone myself.
- Existing as the humanoid equivalent of a Continental Breakfast.
The list goes on. However, the thing I am most proud of is my city of Starfall. The largest city of our empire, it is my brain child. Most of my creative passion recently and I’m sure apart of my soul is imbedded in that silly little goober of a town. Any who, I’ll be posting on here occasionally cause I truly have nothing better to do. Maybe I’ll host some more “About Me” stuff for other members, as well as myself besides this joke of a post. I’m sure I’ll come up with something! Anyway, you should probably check your walls.
Vi <3
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